Post archive for ‘jokes’

Kisah dari Neraka

Seorang warga Indonesia meninggal dan karena amal perbuatannya buruk lalu ia dikirim menuju ke neraka. Di sana ia mendapatkan bahwa ada neraka yang berbeda-beda bagi tiap negara asal. Pertama ia ke neraka orang Inggris dan berseru: “Kalian ngapain saja di sini?” Ia dijawab: “Pertama-tama, kita didudukan diatas kursi listrik selama satu jam. Lalu didudukan [...]

Popularity: 78% [?]

Human Tetris: Original Version

I’ve become really fond of this show, but not the lame Indonesia version (sorry guys). The Japanese version is really innovative and crazy altogether!! For those of you who don’t have a clue as what is Human Tetris, check out these videos.

Popularity: 40% [?]

Popularity: 40% [?]

Difference between 6 weeks, 6 months, and 6 years

Just a joke, guys… It’s in bahasa and I’m not in the mood of translating it, yet… Hopefully soon.
Sebelum Bobo :
6 weeks: selamat bobo sayang, mimpi indah ya, mmmuach.
6 months: tolong matiin lampunya, silau nih.
6 years : Kesana-an doong… kamu tidur dempet2an kayak mikrolet gini sih?!
Pake Toilet :
6 weeks : ngga apa2, kamu [...]

Popularity: 24% [?]

Cows & Politics Explained

Here’s a little joke to brighten up your day

A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. [...]

Popularity: 48% [?]